Aaron was born in Joyce DeWitt's house in Wheeling, WV and grew up on Easter Island, where his parents were giant stone heads. He has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of his hands and he can turn his legs into tigers. On Sundays, Aaron enjoys reading Family Circus and traveling through time. His favorite color is greenish-transparent and his favorite movie is the one you just watched. Aaron put me in charge of uploading his bios to this website, and does not check over my work.